So, I'm in Tortuga Nest, and my name is Kel, and we've got something no other guild has: A Stalker! Search for our guild name, and this comes up: Wow! What an amazing coincidence! Let's click on it and see what happens... Aww, there's only one person! Gee, it must be lonely! Let's see what his base looks like... Gosh... That doesn't look very good at all. I sure hope everyone's OK down there! We nesters all know who it is, and we also know he'll see this, but it's funny, so who cares? Not me! So now the question becomes: Will our (not a) mystery pirate be brave enough to step forward and be recognized for his excellent guild prank?